So drunk, too bad you don't want this
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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