there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
do nipples grow back?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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