Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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