You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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