so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
