they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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