dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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