What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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