So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
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I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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