ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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