you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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