Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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