we have officially lost it.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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