We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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