I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.