where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
