Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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