I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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