apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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