chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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