Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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