how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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