im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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