the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
that may or may not have been my penis.
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