sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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