Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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