Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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