And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i permit you to call me
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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