I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
