I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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