the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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