she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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