I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
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the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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