Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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