zippers are such a cool invention
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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