if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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