You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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