do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Did I show you my penis last night?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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