Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
tell your sister to shave her snatch
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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