Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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