Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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