i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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