well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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