So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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