what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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