If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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