I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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