Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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