i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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