Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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