I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
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may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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