It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.