You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart