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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Where are you?

  (720): View more from Colorado

  In a non slutty way

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  (720): Where are you? (720): In a non slutty way http://tfl.nu/w6fm
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?

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  (802): Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever? http://tfl.nu/bljl
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?

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  (978): one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket? http://tfl.nu/emia
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.

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  (732): I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home. http://tfl.nu/01mk
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  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.

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  (724): are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations. http://tfl.nu/i5jg
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  (301): View more from Maryland

  Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job

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  (301): Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job http://tfl.nu/jdmg
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you

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  (832): you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you http://tfl.nu/7l95
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  (204): View more from Manitoba

  she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick

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  (204): she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick http://tfl.nu/7rr6
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  (438): View more from Quebec

  gladiator or hannah montana?

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  This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.

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  (438): gladiator or hannah montana? (514): This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone. http://tfl.nu/qyay
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  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots

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  (920): Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots http://tfl.nu/w4ec
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."

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  (630): Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick." http://tfl.nu/sgnz
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.

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  (832): i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman. http://tfl.nu/9hj4
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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make

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  (202): Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make http://tfl.nu/yoxd
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  (252): View more from North Carolina

  Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts

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  (252): Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts http://tfl.nu/8wri
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.

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  (304): You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him. http://tfl.nu/a4qu
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