her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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