yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
