Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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