i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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