We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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