Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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