Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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