Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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