Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
from now on my penis is your penis
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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